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grey-knight:

mindsuckr:

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I can’t stop laughing

tardis-thehauntedsexysnogbox:

padalemons:

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just a few things i’ve collected about tumblr’s view on parenting

dont forget this gem:

this entire post just made my day

SHIHIiiITJ HOLY fuKc guys!  I just  hasdlkj my firsts nutty bar after like 8 years and I kenw they were good but holy fuck thes are amazing.  I am so hyper and fuck ohmyghod so gpood shit yes.

godoftheroads:

GUYS

THE WHOLE VERSION CAME OUT

clearaoba:

You put yourself right between the killing thing’s teeth, but you don’t give it the power to—

Literally everyone: What kind of butler are you???
Sebastian: hella

betweentimeand42:

free-batch-lover:

kyliesparks27:

pjcalamity:

landscapesclothesandfootball:

doctorcakeray:

fannishminded:

harry2016:

HOLY TRINITY 

MULTIPLE people I am following are asking what these are, why we call them holy when only one has a hole. If they are made by the same company, and what is with us praising these.

I weep for you people, from other countries. WEEP.

Aussies may have Tim Tams.

EU may have Kinder and All sorts of fantastic biscuits.

USA? Has GIRL SCOUT COOKIES.

Not only are these things SINFULLY good, they are only sold for a bit over 1 month of the year, depending on region, that month of the year changes.

That middle one is Chocolate, Caramel Coconut. The left one is Peanut Butter, chocolate and sex on a stick aka crumbly cookie/biscuit.

You can eat em straight from the box, but pros? Pros eat these bad boys frozen.

And thin mints, man. that right one? THIN MINTS. You may have heard of these. Chocolate biscuit infused with mint essence coated in dark chocolate.

Yeah.

Those thin mints.

The Thin Mints for which every grown ass American on a Medical Diet cries for when they see a girlscout.

The Thin Mints with 1000 copycats, and not a one of them successful.

Girl Scouts, regularly boycotted by Fundies and Anti-choice nutters, not only taste amazing, but you get the joy of giving money to a good cause, while subtly flipping the bird at overly wound up fundie groups.

It’s like donating to Planned Parenthood and getting a box of double dark chocolate with fudge filling tim-tams especially made for them.

The reason we eat them frozen is that we buy as many boxes of thin mints as we possibly can during that short sale period, and then store them for the dark months, like proud American squirrels.

PROUD AMERICAN SQUIRRELS.

AMERICAN SQUIRRELS REPRESENT

This is the greatest explanation of Girl Scout cookies I’ve ever seen

As a lifelong Girl Scout I fully approve of this post.

THIN MINTS AND SAMOAS ARE LIFE

logicsomething:

jewliankushablancas:

pastelprincessish:

"kill all - "

i’m going to stop you right there you lil shit

#unless ur gonna end that sentence with “wasps”

fuck wasps

lacigreen:

a point has been made

So some business person called up to talk about who knows what but thats not important because when they hung up they said “goodbye ma’am”.  She called me a ma’am WOOOO HA HAH AH HA WOO!