I am just… so done with this bucking website.
Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
I get asked about school a lot, like, what school I went to, and what I studied, etc etc. I get asked advice about these things as well, basically the same questions but with “should I” instead of “What did you.”
It’s hard to answer this question because I dropped out my Junior year of High…
EVERYBODY CLICK THE LINK!
alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
gUYS THIS IS REALLY FUNNY IM STILL LAUGHING
does anyone else see the reflection of your eyes in your glasses sometimes
what do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
I don’t know. What?
a condescending con descending.
That was beautiful
IM JEALOUS OF COUNTRIES THAT TEACH LANGUAGES TO CHILDREN FROM A YOUNG AGE SO BY THE TIME THEYRE LIKE 18 THEYRE BILINGUAL . IN MY ELEVEN YEARS OF AMERICAN PUBLIC SCHOOLING I CAN NAME YOU LIKE 5 COLORS IN SPANISH